FUN IN THE SON:
Funny Sayings

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

      Living on Earth is expensive,  

 but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

Working for God on earth does not pay much,
but His Retirement plan is out of this world.